Stick-it-forever kisses

I am thankful my muffins still enjoy kisses. Kisses on owies, kisses on cheeks, kisses on foreheads, kisses on noses.  We have giant kisses, bear kisses, Eskimo kisses, butterfly kisses, zerbert kiss combos, noisy kisses...the list goes on.  But the most recent addition are the "stick-it-forever" kisses.  The rule is, any kiss from a parent to their child is always stuck forever.  You cannot wipe, wash, scrape or clean it off, ever.  Kisses between husbands and wives are the same.  But muffins believe their kisses can fall off if they do not get it properly affixed and pushed down!  In an attempt to make this a slightly less violent affair, the trick is to use three fingers.  Not a handful, not a fist, not a jab from a single finger, but a full-effort required attempt to affix their kiss with three fingers.  For the muffins, it seems to be a good fit.  And I like careful kisses, and love the gently calculated three finger "sticks".